Gnawing on the Spine of Lunacy

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10715951402538239812012-02-16T19:34:49.893-07:00Gnawing on the Spine of LunacySome of the most ridiculous, amazing stuff on earthMark Yannonenoreply@blogger.comBlogger2721100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-22847578281030136902009-07-26T14:48:00.001-07:002009-07-26T14:48:50.426-07:00Saying Goodbye

It is with deep regret that we inform the readers of the blog that Mark Yannone died on 17 July 2009. Pursuant to his wishes, there will be no memorial or service. Anyone wishing to send letters to the family may send them via email to cherieyannone@aol.com. All notes to the family will be delivered directly.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-1984326011861065112009-07-13T21:16:00.001-07:002009-07-14T21:13:59.957-07:00Best damn toothpick maker on the market

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-74574542858934146662009-07-13T20:53:00.003-07:002009-07-14T21:08:43.536-07:00A natural combo

Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot MassageJones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-55457706430150534142009-07-13T16:29:00.002-07:002009-07-13T16:32:37.896-07:00Grandpa? Is that you?

Thank god for the Mafia, eh, Vito?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-82042635845062097882009-07-12T19:00:00.001-07:002009-07-12T19:02:37.717-07:00Kafka International Airport

You can't get here from there

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-68942702798070885212009-06-28T11:15:00.000-07:002009-06-28T11:17:36.265-07:00A 20-second tour of Italy

The Bicycle Thief

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-31771512734574505592009-06-28T11:01:00.003-07:002009-06-28T11:05:15.933-07:00Keep a dozen spares in the trunk

It's got "useless" written all over it ... at least it should have.The WTF Blanket

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-82802666142625329452009-06-28T08:55:00.002-07:002009-06-28T09:06:53.102-07:00Peaceful rehabilitation

Inmates in the Philippines are given a chance to participate in a different form of rehabilitation.I Need a Hero

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-72857201203985567242009-06-24T14:00:00.004-07:002009-06-24T14:09:35.807-07:00A Guinness World Record for dressing really badly

How many T-shirts can you wear at the same time, Bunky?Matt McAllister gets dressed in Phoenix, Arizona

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-88372245721938380612009-06-24T07:23:00.001-07:002009-06-24T07:25:15.611-07:00Ever wonder what's inside?

The Insane Battery Hack

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-86283641510558026882009-06-19T04:07:00.000-07:002009-06-19T04:11:01.193-07:00She's a star alright

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-92166230059031082582009-06-18T16:49:00.013-07:002009-06-18T22:06:40.215-07:00The story of three nuns and a penis

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-39589660546265609582009-06-13T22:56:00.001-07:002009-06-13T22:58:17.990-07:00As my father used to say ...

Don Corleone on John Edwards

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-60203367253456371052009-06-13T20:00:00.000-07:002009-06-13T20:02:49.406-07:00Immunity incarnate

Across the Universe by Fiona Apple

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-63028830267739517312009-06-13T18:15:00.001-07:002009-06-13T18:19:10.127-07:00Driving in mysterious Phoenix

Only someone from the Phoenix area would understand ... 1. Phoenix actually consists of Scottsdale, Chandler, Tempe, Mesa, Gilbert, Glendale, Peoria, Tolleson, Avondale, Goodyear, Litchfield Park, Sun City, Sun City West, Sun City Grand, Sun Lakes, Surprise, Laveen, Apache Junction, Gold Canyon, and half of the Mexican border. 2. The morning rush hour is from 4:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-42937409182892121802009-06-08T19:47:00.004-07:002009-06-13T18:15:20.590-07:00High Automation, High Transparency

And the price? Well, we don't talk about that.Velcome to Very Visible VolksVagonVerks

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-71976345509156619942009-06-07T04:57:00.007-07:002009-06-07T22:23:21.635-07:00... or should I save him for dessert?

Hmmm ..."Somehow it just is not the same as getting your chompers on a whole fresh zebra ass, so fresh it's still running away ..." ~ Ian J. Peters

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-55233059642824904712009-06-05T11:21:00.003-07:002009-06-05T11:28:20.591-07:00Men at Work

This is the result of years of training to keep one's eyes on one's own desk.It won't be long now ...

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-9001175467937059182009-06-02T20:22:00.001-07:002009-06-02T20:24:02.249-07:00Baila Macarena!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-43146512818647335272009-06-01T01:04:00.001-07:002009-06-01T01:06:03.708-07:00Luke the Lion

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-89856243732911804982009-05-30T02:35:00.002-07:002009-05-30T02:54:29.680-07:00Now THAT'S Italian!

That's a niza-nize!Hit it, boys! A-one, a-two ...

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-55342867967448414402009-05-28T15:45:00.002-07:002009-06-08T20:10:12.068-07:00Look at Cleveland now!

Welcome to Cleveland

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-17297505915284799392009-05-26T08:32:00.003-07:002009-05-26T08:45:00.509-07:00Hormone Guide

Women understand this.Men should memorize it!Every woman knows there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other! This will soon yield a shortage of priests and monks and a oversupply of marriage counselors

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-86988731933456790892009-05-23T11:02:00.003-07:002009-05-23T11:11:59.588-07:00Famous People

Click to see the large, clickable version that identifies (nearly) everyone in the painting and provides links to more information about each one.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-67470847984764703562009-05-14T00:03:00.003-07:002009-05-14T00:27:37.695-07:00Do you like coffee?

Do you REALLY like coffee?Le CafeC'est bon, c'est bon. C'est moi aussi. Et toi?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-19482911378507843222009-05-09T03:12:00.003-07:002009-06-08T20:04:25.556-07:00Too close to the fire?

Or just close enough?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-90792913114645758502009-05-08T23:19:00.002-07:002009-06-08T20:00:47.680-07:00Do Re Me at the Antwerp Central Station

Just two rehearsals whipped these 200 dancers into shape.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-28436760176590044882009-05-04T17:20:00.000-07:002009-05-04T17:23:05.177-07:00Frostie gets down!

Hit it, Ray!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-80458666553666447682009-04-27T23:10:00.003-07:002009-04-27T23:31:38.357-07:00I bet they do a mean Rick Roll too!

VocaPeopleHere's an a cappella Rick Roll from the University of Oregon's men's ensemble On The Rocks.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-22090568121253264922009-04-21T00:54:00.001-07:002009-04-21T00:56:09.079-07:00The champion bladder

The Dog in the Blue Sweater

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-4274013865992513902009-04-20T23:41:00.005-07:002009-04-21T00:34:12.521-07:00How the hell did THAT happen?

I'm my own ... grandpa?Look!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-15847113750341819562009-04-19T16:05:00.005-07:002009-04-19T16:38:01.469-07:00Qualifying to ... well, you know

Look, I have wings!Me too!And a neck!Me too!And feet!Me too! They don't call me a blue-footed boobie fer nothin, Edith.But can you do this?Yep!And I come from outer space!Wow! Kewl!But can you go backwards? And sideways?No, but I can bounce good! Look!Quit it. You're making me seasick.I can fly! I can fly!Well, duhhh.I can be really annoying, see?I can pull weeds!Me too!Patch out! Vroom,

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-5584881393404278522009-04-17T02:27:00.004-07:002009-04-17T02:32:18.419-07:00Lunatic conversion kit

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-27817054229030029212009-04-17T01:57:00.001-07:002009-04-17T01:59:23.012-07:00Tiger is no match for gibbon ape

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-1665140985997772832009-04-09T12:23:00.006-07:002009-04-10T10:56:04.775-07:00Downrange Art

Shhh! Artist at work.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-35167547969156900122009-04-08T01:19:00.002-07:002009-04-08T01:22:38.907-07:00Hey, mister, can I move your skyscraper for you?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-89274752366399609682009-04-04T19:27:00.001-07:002009-04-05T10:17:07.256-07:00It's Australian for lunch, mate

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-68842351960642404582009-04-04T18:36:00.001-07:002009-04-05T10:16:49.760-07:00From the Oogah Boogah Tribe

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-88786541322812717272009-04-04T14:57:00.001-07:002009-04-04T14:59:40.136-07:00A major mayor

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-1053930192285841972009-04-01T21:12:00.001-07:002009-04-01T21:16:16.052-07:00Take the blue pill, Alice. Please!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-80144391045925411872009-03-31T19:54:00.002-07:002009-03-31T20:51:17.522-07:00True compassion

Phoenix, Arizona March 2, 2009 Phoenix Police today reported finding the unidentified body of a man floating in the Salt River. The victim apparently had drowned due to the excessive consumption of narcotics.The examiner reported that the man was dressed in black fishnet stockings, stiletto heels, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an OBAMA tee-shirt. He also had a large cucumber and a

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-32875620496161271642009-03-30T05:56:00.003-07:002009-03-30T06:22:42.116-07:00Sheep force dogs and humans to do the strangest things

When it doesn't pay to be productive, you indulge the artistic yearnings. ~mjyExtreme Sheep LED Art

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-54387046568591742642009-03-30T05:21:00.009-07:002009-03-30T17:20:29.895-07:00Denuded rain forests and global cooling

It's All Henry's Faultby Mark YannoneAt the age of 112 years and 296 days on March 29, 2009, Henry Allingham became England's oldest man. SourceIn case you are wondering, here's what that means:At 2000 calories per day, he has needed the equivalent of 3.7 million cups of chopped cabbage.At two bog rolls per month, he's used 2708 rolls of toilet paper.That works out to 1383 cups of chopped

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-85028414604530427472009-03-27T20:08:00.003-07:002009-03-27T20:10:02.514-07:00For those who collect animals in a can

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-45286270345445062602009-03-25T00:03:00.006-07:002009-03-25T00:10:34.816-07:00Can you beat this 1928 deal?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-13202410746115725392009-03-24T21:52:00.001-07:002009-03-24T21:54:54.578-07:00Knees up, Mother Brown!

T-Mobile Dance at Liverpool Street Station

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-44414215888280012392009-03-22T16:05:00.003-07:002009-03-22T16:09:13.172-07:00I've always admired flexibility in a woman

The Ross Sisters sing Solid Potato Salad (1944)

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-65988864771965154972009-03-11T17:53:00.003-07:002009-03-11T18:02:28.997-07:00Also available batter-fried, on a stick

TurbaconuckenA chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.See where your dreams can become heart attacks. It will either give you an appetite or cure you forever.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-11253297910019906322009-03-11T17:14:00.004-07:002009-03-11T17:27:52.061-07:00This might supersize you

This 30,000-calorie sandwich is filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger, and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, Swiss cheese, provolone, cheddar cheese, feta, Parmesan cheese, lettuce, on a buttered loaf of white bread."Hold the lettuce, you say?""Yeah. I don't want to overdo and make a pig of myself."Do you ever wonder why

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-38546568562478623242009-03-11T16:23:00.001-07:002009-03-11T16:26:36.030-07:00Amy Walker

Amy Walker does 21 accents

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-16954954146325279642009-03-11T16:11:00.001-07:002009-03-11T16:13:34.549-07:00Give me a hand, wouldja?

Share your instruments, children.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-18753785543224735562009-03-11T10:47:00.001-07:002009-03-11T10:49:59.519-07:00Nationalized anything

What does "nationalized" mean, mom?The New F***ing Citibank - watch more funny videos

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-38967261235508386592009-03-09T18:45:00.003-07:002009-03-09T18:49:12.081-07:00How to avoid war

Take this seriously.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-63610879061695490772009-03-04T23:44:00.002-07:002009-03-04T23:47:26.498-07:00Quadraphonic giggles

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-73064483202772687612009-03-02T15:13:00.000-07:002009-03-02T15:16:16.839-07:00Music for a market midi mood and more

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-44165709281397630342009-03-02T14:56:00.001-07:002009-03-02T14:59:51.278-07:00Feel better now?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-871606330774286642009-03-01T19:30:00.003-07:002009-03-01T21:29:49.817-07:00On Sunday I was avoiding washing the car

... and now I'm washing everything in sight and flying to France!JetLev-Flyer Water Jet Pack

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-12441037662183673522009-02-26T01:55:00.001-07:002009-02-26T02:28:26.915-07:00Who's Gonna Save My Soul?

Gnarls Barkley - Who's Gonna Save My Soul from Chris Milk on Vimeo.See also: Supermom's To-Do List

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-8215715999089612652009-02-26T01:38:00.007-07:002009-02-26T01:48:25.421-07:00Evidence of evolution

Larry? Is that you?Source

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-38587971243042604212009-02-26T00:40:00.003-07:002009-02-26T00:48:30.667-07:00Fashion weds interior design

You're saying, "I definitely need one!"More great products here.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-39505432493108179392009-02-24T14:56:00.003-07:002009-02-24T15:05:20.351-07:009-year-old artist

Now 10, Solveig has painted walls in London and Berlin, and has even done a tattoo. More

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-50475719550181042502009-02-20T20:57:00.000-07:002009-02-20T20:58:43.052-07:00Don't hesitate, just calculate

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-73920218152406847722009-02-18T04:25:00.000-07:002009-02-18T04:26:41.292-07:00Durex animals on parade

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-82100562778583262152009-02-18T04:21:00.001-07:002009-02-18T04:23:38.686-07:00Meeee Owww!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-29338175023608520292009-02-15T06:32:00.002-07:002009-02-15T06:35:32.284-07:00Long after the last human has vanished . . .

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-90054954890804915542009-02-13T18:48:00.001-07:002009-02-13T18:50:53.903-07:00No flat tires

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-44179973593832951492009-02-10T02:04:00.002-07:002009-02-10T02:07:56.717-07:00Livin' large

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-23770796181924961612009-02-10T00:47:00.003-07:002009-02-10T00:51:11.526-07:00Note: There's nothing about Cajuns here

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-29049350515117137372009-02-03T09:35:00.002-07:002009-02-03T09:37:39.547-07:00Hundreds attend global warming protest

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-23620982387916375462009-02-01T08:58:00.001-07:002009-02-01T09:00:35.520-07:00Hockey, right?

NFL Fantasy Files

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-29016334274202845232009-01-29T21:59:00.006-07:002009-01-29T22:30:17.881-07:00Almost too disgusting to post

I'll show you the worst, then you can decide if you want to see the rest.Turkey Festorama from Nepal!More. Even more. Where it began.See what happens when people have way-y-y too much time on their hands?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-29728970658323042242009-01-29T05:08:00.004-07:002009-01-29T05:19:02.637-07:00The National Institute of Inappropriate Clothing

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-4622090525343617002009-01-27T13:21:00.002-07:002009-01-27T13:32:10.970-07:00Oh My God! confections for lunatics

Drunken Negro Face CookiesShit-Faced White Boy Lady FingersBoracho Pendejo Brownies

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-12558341320589807872009-01-25T05:12:00.004-07:002009-02-23T04:37:38.551-07:00Mel's Hole

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-8903351454156997682009-01-24T03:46:00.001-07:002009-01-24T03:49:41.455-07:00Saving up for his own guitar

Mozart miscalculated when he composed the piece

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-48400268051427970842009-01-23T19:34:00.002-07:002009-01-23T19:45:55.432-07:00Why I fired my secretary

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-77938774900035569532009-01-08T12:47:00.000-07:002009-01-08T12:49:08.060-07:00Signs that America is low on willing recruits

Senior Citizen Recall

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-88265538599810029022009-01-07T13:28:00.005-07:002009-01-07T13:49:57.462-07:00There's a Tear in My Beer

David Yannone sings There's a Tear in My BeerHank Williams Jr. sings There's a Tear in My Beer

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-24474195998280791992009-01-06T08:24:00.002-07:002009-01-06T08:27:27.649-07:00Is this the Next Big Thing?

How to Make a Bristlebot

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-87750385014762507742009-01-04T17:01:00.003-07:002009-01-04T17:18:16.669-07:00Think and shoot replaces point and shoot

Rufus Hussey - The Slingshot ManSee also: H-e-e-e-e-re's Beanshooter Man

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-25838468990084160662009-01-03T14:16:00.001-07:002009-01-03T14:18:41.479-07:00We are the Web

The Machine is Us/ing Us

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-37371755637594760742008-12-28T23:57:00.002-07:002008-12-29T00:01:35.972-07:00Good enough is not good enough, 'cuz why?

This is what you getwhen youextrapolatethe degradationof the day.Rye cheer.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-57643653845155374862008-12-27T00:43:00.001-07:002009-04-01T22:23:16.272-07:00Remember when flying a kite required string and paper?

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-52069326124611233702008-12-25T14:12:00.001-07:002008-12-25T14:14:30.167-07:00That's truly touching, ain't it?

The Perfect GiftThe Perfect Gift - watch more funny videos

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-79756577620986191022008-12-25T12:52:00.005-07:002008-12-25T13:07:09.124-07:00From the list of potential warranty voiders

Josef Ganz would be so proud.Merry Redneck Christmas, y'all!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-89480149962383432102008-12-21T16:43:00.002-07:002008-12-21T16:48:14.141-07:00Obama releases his official birth certificate

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-43124495532595897222008-12-20T20:29:00.001-07:002008-12-20T20:31:46.994-07:00She's where she needs to be, she says

Sarah Palin havin' fun at a turkey execution

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-3499642182906326082008-12-20T18:58:00.002-07:002008-12-20T19:07:50.386-07:00Dear Santa ...

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-74237257940831837982008-12-20T08:35:00.001-07:002008-12-20T08:57:03.695-07:00A little afternoon delight

Lorraine Buys a Bed

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-43324044571374593642008-12-20T08:16:00.001-07:002008-12-20T08:20:29.879-07:00The definition of "jittery"

Lorraine Goes to the Dentist

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-30811094427975802542008-12-20T08:02:00.001-07:002008-12-20T08:09:14.076-07:00Mom? Is that you?

Lorraine Goes to the Beach

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-40869506603726237662008-12-14T20:49:00.004-07:002008-12-14T21:02:33.507-07:00Colonoscopy 101

From Dave Barry's colonoscopy journalI called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis. Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-82061109928429209382008-11-26T07:31:00.002-07:002008-12-20T20:17:16.457-07:00The real estate bubble bursts

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-19890280228524100882008-11-25T18:14:00.004-07:002008-11-25T18:31:25.799-07:00Taking Aunt Martha to the club for a drink

On the way back from the crematorium, Uncle Fred thought it would be a nice gesture to take Aunt Martha out for a drink. After all, he had been waiting a long time for this day, and she hadn't been out much lately. She urned it rightly, and it only took one drink to get her sloshed."When she gets that way, she just looks at me with an ashen look," he quipped. "Never a complaint though. A

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-45836278569750593182008-11-25T03:34:00.002-07:002008-11-25T18:32:27.787-07:00Hard to believe . . .

Seeing Grandma off

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-18714747455582416162008-11-24T02:20:00.001-07:002008-11-24T02:21:42.621-07:00Rhythmic gynastics gone wild!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-48168092012304501442008-11-24T01:45:00.000-07:002008-11-24T01:47:37.810-07:00Four-year-old gymnast is amaaaaazing!

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-83004170478850609302008-11-15T17:19:00.005-07:002008-11-15T17:38:33.062-07:00Blank walls banished

Murals and Muralists out the Wazoo!Here are a few thousand more of the best. Dive in.

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-49076936310670494432008-11-14T23:29:00.001-07:002008-11-14T23:31:44.030-07:00A.C.D.O.B.

Acronyms That Make No Sense (A.C.D.O.B.)

Mark Yannonenoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1071595140253823981.post-65979520696454373972008-11-14T23:27:00.000-07:002008-11-14T23:28:44.713-07:00Evolution halted in England

No recovery in sightEmbedded video from CNN Video

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